First Name Basis

Louise asks if I'm "worried" then gamely offers a "discreet site that u can Buy Pills from safely." Jennifer wants to know my shipping address.  And Jessica tells me that my "check is still waiting."  What do all of these chicks have in common?  They are all probably out-of-work middle aged male spammers.

I seem to be on a first name basis with lots of people I don't know these days, and then there are those who choose to remain mysterious.  Finally.Found.You doesn't let me know WHO finally found me.  In.Touch.With.Your.Ex believes that every psycho spurned wife or husband wants to reconnect with their former partners (can you say "restraining order?").  And apparently an "Old Fling Has Searched For You" meaning me, and hey, I've got about 100 of those - and there's a reason they were OLD flings!

Job Training ads have been increasing of late; I can learn to be a Massage Therapist (4) Nursing Assistant (3), a vague role in Criminal Justice (bounty hunting??? 3), and Medical Billing (4).  There's the usual instant cash/credit card scams (16; 6 with "Debt" in tagname), fat-flush promises (16) and Amanda is back, hot for my body.

News on Wall Street is good today.  The Dow had its highest monthly increase since 2002.  Not such great news for everyone who sold in a panic last month.  Perhaps they were banking on the "Fortune 500 Companies" that want to pay $150-$1,500 per DAY!  "If you can type - hunt and peck is ok - you can make a good living."  Hunting being the operative word.